Vanligast förekommande konversationen på 82, rue Lepic:

Alana: But when I tell I want to home, she won't give me ticket.
Jag: Ok, so have you talked to them yet?
Alana: NO! I will not talk with them! 'Cause I say I want ticket they won't give.
Jag: But how should they know you want to go home now?
Alana: The agency ALWAYS wants you to stay, ALWAYS. When I say I want ticket to Paris they buy but when I say I want back they say: No, no, no, no - you have to stay now! You have options for big show and everything. But I know I don't have, they just say. I don't know why they want me to stay, I mean it's bad seasong for me. Gabrielle say it's slow - so why they want me here?
Jag: I don't know...
Alana: I tell them I want home on friday. I mean, why stay in the weekend?
Jag: No, exactly. But maybe you should tell them that now so they'll be able to buy you a ticket until then.
Alana: NO! I can not speak with them. They will tell me: Noo, there were no tickets left, you have to stay another week. But I can not stay another week!
Jag: So tell them that you have to go.
Alana: No! They will say I have to stay. I don't want to stay, I have school.
Jag: Well if you have to go, you have to go. Just tell them. Refuse to do castings.
Alana: Yeah, ueah, yeah for sure but I can not speak with them. They blablbalablbalablablablabalbalbalablabalbalbal..

Den här konversationen uppstår minst - MINST - en gång i timmen! Jag pallar inte mer! Jag bryr mig inte om hennes jä*la ticket om hon nu va så dum att hon inte bokade den innan hon åkte hit. Jag pallar inte.

(OBS! Tänk er halva konversationen med rysk brytning. Den andra halvan får ni fantisera ut hur ni vill...)